Jesus Christ, Superstore

Author: kaufman

Date: April 20, 2005

by kaufman
4-20-05
Behold this miracle. From this one loaf of bread, I provide enough food to feed all of you.
None of you, even those of you sitting way back there, will go hungry today.
Big deal, Jesus
What? Aren't you impressed by this miracle?
Hardly. We shop at Costco, too. Anyone can go there and get one of their huge economy size loaves.