CC 281: Sell-iloquy

Author: kaufman

Date: May 3, 2005

by kaufman
5-03-05
To buy or not to buy, that is the question. Whether 'tis nobler in the face to apply these pink mascaras and outrageous lipsticks or to take hand lotion against a sea of bath soaps.
Huh?
And I suppose I vend them. To buy, too cheap, go score! And by cheap to say we vend.
Sorry, but I'm not interested. I just came in here for a drink.
Who the hell was that?
Oh, that nutcase? She's the Bar Dove Avon Lady.