Meanwhile, out in suburbia ...

Author: kaufman

Date: June 23, 2005

by kaufman
6-23-05
Honey, I see you bought 15 issues of People magazine today. You mind telling me why?
Don't tell me you forgot about the big dinner party we're hosting on Saturday night?
What about it?
I decided to cook soylent green.
Whew. For a moment I was afraid you'd gotten hung up on that Tom and Katie thing.