The Further Adventures of Ralph the Wonder Llama

Author: kaufman

Date: August 1, 2001

by kaufman
8-01-01
Mommy, this Ren-Faire is boring. Can't we go home?
Prithee, huzzah, my little wenchen. we cometh anon to Ye Olde Petteing Zooe.
Not petting Zoe -- that's a whole nother comic.
Hello, little girl, I am Ralph the Wonder Llama. I have many talents.
Really? What can you do?
Well, for one thing, I can spit.
That's nothing. *I* swallow.