Sixty-Sixty-Sixty-Five FTCs: I Wanna be Sudated

Author: kaufman

Date: June 27, 2005

by kaufman
6-27-05
Mommy! Bobby just told me that ADOLF HITLER was my real daddy! That's not true, is it?
Yes, honey...I'm afraid it is.
WAAAAA-HAAAA-HAAAAA!!! I DON'T WANNA BE SALLY HITLER!!! WAAAAAAAAA!!!
But we're all Hitlers, dear. I'm Mrs. Hitler...Bobby is Bobby Hitler...and Woofy...he's Woofy Hitler.
Well, I guess that explains why Jenny Chamberlain gave me her bike yesterday.