No Animals Were Harmed in the Making of this Comic

Author: kaufman

Date: June 29, 2005

by kaufman
6-29-05
Your Majesty, the executioner's about to chop off the head of that dog! How can you let that take place? Your heart's not that empty, eh?
Let it be duly noted that that cur urinated in my metal forest. He defiled my finest stannous birch. For that, he must die.
Later...
Because he peed on the King's tin tree.
Oh.