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| I come from Venus, and would like nothing better to put on my strap-on and fuck some earth females from behind. Yes, females -- I find men's equipment too Microsoft. | |
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| Well, I'll do it, but as Oscar Wilde wrote, "True friends stab you in the front." | |
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| That was great! Worth a few thousand Starbucks! Why it gave me a General Electric feeling all over... | |
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| ...Whoa, look at that bitch! Ain't she a cutie? What I'd give to be inside her! | |
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| I think Groucho Marx put it best: "Outside a dog, a man's best friend is a book. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read." | |
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