CC 50: Hallmark Presents Election Eve 2000

Author: kaufman

Date: August 3, 2001

by kaufman
8-03-01
Ha, just what I, Al Gore, need to win the White House and save the land. Not even that pesky nitwit will be able ... W! What are you doing here?
It isn't over till the thin lady purges. You're still in the bubble, Al! Hey, I can call you Al!
Leave it alone. I need to save the environment and reduce the national debt.
Ha! You say "tomato", I say "potato." Posterity is right around the corner. See, it's not if you win or lose, but how you place the blame.
But what will the people think when they look at us squabbling like this?
Never have so few done so little for so many. Remember, there's no "W" in "team."