There are some things wirthling can't buy

Author: kaufman

Date: August 3, 2001

by kaufman
8-03-01
Hiring a 12-year-old pyromaniac to torch a house: $125
One-Way Southwest Airlines ticket CLE-BWI: $35
The Captain has turned on the seatbelt sign...
Having no more furniture, green or otherwise: PRICELESS
Honey, our living room looks SO spacious!