The Full Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Author: kaufman

Date: August 7, 2001

by kaufman
8-07-01
Bonjour.
We are Knights of the Round Table in search of the Holy Grail. Would you like to join us in our Holy Quest?
I'm afraid not. We've got one already, and you can not have it. I fart in your general direction!
Could we have it if we were to dance and do a complete striptease for you?
Well, then in that case, of course you can have our Grail.
Okay, boys, start the music!