CC 292: Collared Groans

Author: kaufman

Date: August 15, 2005

by kaufman
8-15-05
Whoa, look at these fantastic neckties. How'd you like to go to work wearing such a depiction of debauchery?
Bestiality, pedophilia, group sex, coprophagy, and all so subtly done. Amazing.
And check out these certificates of authenticity. This one was used in a bondage scene involving Richard Gere ...
And this one was used for a lynching in Georgia. Hang on, let me ask a salesperson...
Excuse me, I couldn't help but notice that new line of ties you have over there. What do you call them?
The Aristocravats.