Unlucky Stiffs: Reaper Madness (part 1)

Author: kaufman

Date: August 13, 2001

by kaufman
8-13-01
Good mourning.
Good mourning, Harvey, nice hair job. Oh, I see our staff t-shirts are in. Just in time too, I hear Roger has an "important" announcement to make.
Good mourning everyone. I thank you for coming in so early (except for the late Rose Hansen). We have a special guest today, the man who got me here, so I'd like you all to look alive.
Hahahahhahaha!
I'm sure you all know him by reputation, so without further ado, here's Mr. Death.
I NEED TO TAKE ONE OF YOU WITH ME TODAY.