Unlucky Stiffs: Reaper Madness (part 3)

Author: kaufman

Date: August 13, 2001

by kaufman
8-13-01
Ashleigh, what did you do to Mrs. Hansen? She looks like Tammy Faye Bakker!
I'm sorry, mom, you know I'm lousy with makeup, and I just couldn't stop thinking of poor Erin. My hand kept slipping in the tears.
Oh Erin, better if he'd have taken me instead of you. This place is just plain falling to pieces!
Hogwash! With your low-cholesterol diet, you'd have hardly been able to help Mr. Death out.
Huh?
He just wanted to know the best place in town to get a few waffles.
AND LET ME TELL YOU, ERIN KNOWS EXACTLY WHERE TO FIND REAL BLUEBERRY SYRUP!