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| ODed on Viagra? Swelling won't go down? Try new Supersoft! Its patented formula opens a temporal rift and exchanges your penis with an earlier, flaccid version. | |
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| I've had a priapism for years, and no treatment has helped. But I just took Supersoft! and I can feel the difference. Bye-bye boner! | |
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| This is Walter Cronkite. President Nixon took office today, promising to ... | |
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| Far out! Mr. Groovy just grew half a foot! | |
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