FTC 72: Almost Heavenly

Author: kaufman

Date: September 13, 2005

by kaufman
9-13-05
When I grow up, I'm going to marry YOU, Mommy!
AWW! Heh-heh! Isn't that cute?
20 years later...
Well, Mom...it's time. Let's get married.
Huh?
Wh...what happpened?
Oh, that nice Senator Byrd. He must have gotten money to build a freeway through our house.