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| We are here today with Dr. Chopin Liszt, Professor of Music at Cornell University, who has made a startling discovery about one of our cultural fads. | |
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| That's right, Pokemon, which were thought to have been invented in the 1990s in Japan, are actually much older. | |
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We've unearthed this 1975 Paul McCartney recording...
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| o/` You should have seen me with the Pokemon, I had a honey and I bet a grand ... | |
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| So Paul McCartney owns all the rights to this billion dollar enterprise? | |
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| You may recall that Michael Jackson has since bought the ex-Beatle folios. So if what they say is true, kids who buy these toys are supporting their own namblings. | |
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