CC 298: Ode to Equality

Author: kaufman

Date: September 26, 2005

by kaufman
9-26-05
That's IT! I'm going 40 days without jerkin' my yerkin. Starting NOW!!!
And I'm going to go a whole month without eating live babies.
From now on, I'm never going to roll in my own shit, while singing "Tiny Bubbles" on a Tuesday.
No more trussing Johnny up beneath the elephant's tail.
So ... What do you think? Do we get the job?
If you decide so, give us a call. We're the Anti-Aristocrats.