CC 298: Arena (unabridged)

Author: kaufman

Date: September 26, 2005

by kaufman
9-26-05
That's IT! I'm going 40 days without jerkin' my yerkin. Starting NOW!!!
You think that will make you strong enough? You're still no match for the Gorn, human!
Oh no, It isn't that, It's just that I shouldn't have used the transporter device to pleasure myself ... Scotty, is it fixed yet?
Oh no, Cap'n. Spock is using it for his pon farr, but he says he should be done in an hour. I kinna say no to the first officer, after all.
Oh crap, guess I'm going to have to go invent gunpowder or something.