CC 298: The Honeymooers

Author: kaufman

Date: September 27, 2005

by kaufman
9-27-05
That's IT! I'm going 40 days without jerkin' my yerkin. Starting NOW!!!
And I will no longer eat beef.
I will love you to the end of days, till I am put out to pasteurization.
And I will treat you for heifer with courtesy and graze.
If there is any objection to the joining of this couple in holy mootrimony, speak now, or forever hold your peace.