Bartlett's Familiar Quotations (translated to the Fly)

Author: kaufman

Date: August 26, 2001

by kaufman
8-26-01
Any sufficiently advanced hangout is indistinguishable from shit.
I wouldn't have believed it if I hadn't seen it with my own 13, 608 eyes.
Men are from Mars, carnivorous plants are from Venus.
Genius is 5% inspiration and 95% exoskeleton.
Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow your great-grandchildren will already be dead.
Waiter, there's a me in your soup!