CC 57: AI (Artificial Incarceration)

Author: kaufman

Date: August 27, 2001

by kaufman
8-27-01
In 2009, the 29th Amendment brings an end to arbitrary sentencing. Convicted criminals' fates are determined by intelligent computers.
I firebombed six Federal buildings.
186 years, 218 days, 5 hours and 29 minutes. No chance of parole.
I was convicted of burglary and second-degree cruelty to animals.
13 months, 26 days, and 35.78 seconds, with a possibility of parole April 17th.
I tossed a banana cream pie at Bill Gates.
Death by stoning!