Birthling

Author: kaufman

Date: August 28, 2001

by kaufman
8-28-01
Hey Doc, how's it going?
Just wonderful. My latest invention is a success. I'll be rich! Famous! I've created a drug that will solve the image consciousness of pregnant women.
How does it work?
It renders their midsections completely invisible, increasing in effect as their pregnancy advances. Let me show you a test case.
Thank god you're here, Doc, I think my water just broke!