Handyman

Author: kaufman

Date: August 28, 2001

by kaufman
8-28-01
Hello, I am your new A-316 Voice-Activated Bionic Hand. To use me, just say "Right hand", followed by your instructions.
Great! Let's go for a walk and try you out.
Right hand, yank on that cute chick's hair.
Hey, I thought my new artificial hand was a lemon. Maybe my voice can work yours!
Speaking of which, want to trade garage door openers?