Say It Ain't Sosa!

Author: kaufman

Date: October 16, 2005

by kaufman
10-16-05
I thought you were going to be at the ballgame tonight.
I was, but I got kicked out of the stadium.
You see, I'd brought a bottle of wine with me, but when I opened it, out flew ...
So you were ejected for having a corked bat.
Exactly.