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New legislation a month into the Seuss administration aims at cutting down on unemployment claims.
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| I can't help you, I am sorry, unless you give me a rhyming story. | |
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| Those liars say my productivity slips, if I'm online all day drawing comic strips. | |
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| The nudes I sent my boss were getting hotter and hotter, but the last batch, I fear, featured his high school daughter. | |
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| As Justice of the Peace I felt duty-bound, to pronounce one couple "man and hound." | |
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| Flight attendant wasn't a good choice, I'm now understanding, not if you shriek every takeoff and landing. | |
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| My bartending career seems out of reach, though I now know White Russians aren't made with bleach. | |
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