Ever see how married couples start looking like each other?

Author: kaufman

Date: September 5, 2001

by kaufman
9-05-01
Honey, I'm home. Any calls?
Just some telemarketers. At least they're easy to hang up on ... "Hello, can I speak to Mr. or Mrs. Christ?"
Notice anything different about me, Jim?
You washed off your makeup, Tammy Faye.
See you later; good luck at the audition!
I'm all set. Look, my Travolta impression's flawless.