Toyage of the Damned

Author: kaufman

Date: November 7, 2005

by kaufman
11-07-05
Good evening. You may wonder what a fine, upstanding citizen like myself is doing in an infernal place like this.
But as you know, the road here is paved with good intentions. My story, which I am about to tell, will, no doubt explain all.
Oh, right. And St. Peter also was quite annoyed with my constant playing with my yo-yo. Touchy, touchy, if you ask me.