Grim and Bat It

Author: kaufman

Date: November 10, 2005

by kaufman
11-10-05
Yo, Reaper, can I buy your scythe?
NO. YOU ONLY WANT TO LICK THE BLOOD OFF IT. YOU MAY DO THAT FOR FREE, BUT YOU MAY NOT BUY THE SCYTHE!
What difference does it make? How come?
BECAUSE IF YOU BOUGHT IT, THE BLOOD WOULD MAKE YOU VERY ILL. IT WOULD THEN BE INFECTED WITH SICKLE-SELL ANEMIA.
Aw. Gee, thanks, Mr. Death.