Story Time 4: This Time It's Perspirant

Author: kaufman

Date: November 10, 2005

by kaufman
11-10-05
As he ran, Jimmy noticed something strange. He was not sweating at all, even though he was feeling hotter and hotter.
Eventually, it overcame him. He fell to the pavement, hotter than a sauna, and dead as a doornail. THE END.
Quite a surprise ending, wasn't it, sweetie?
Not at all, daddy. I saw it coming a mile away. It was a poregone conclusion.