They're Coming to Take Me Away, OB!

Author: kaufman

Date: November 29, 2005

by kaufman
11-29-05
A couple decades from now...
Nurse, what's on my schedule today?
Let's see. At 11:00, you have a Caesarian, but first, bltsandwich17, is coming in for a check-up. It'll be her first mammogram
I'm so glad. Every 40-year-old woman ought to have her breasts inspected regularly. All right, I'd better go in and take a look at her.
Aren't you forgetting something, Doctor?
What's that?
Your straitjacket. Court order, remember?