CC 306: Dumb and Dumber go shopping

Author: kaufman

Date: December 1, 2005

by kaufman
12-01-05
Ok, let's see how this store is laid out. Aisle 1: Produce, Aisle 2: Juices, Aisle 3: Health and Beauty Aids ...
Oh, stay away from that aisle, man. You don't want to go there!
How come? I'd like to buy some health, and lord knows, a little beauty wouldn't hurt me ...
Yeah, but that AIDS shit is incurable. We don't want to get near it.
Relax, I've got a couple condoms in my pocket. Let's slip them on.
Cool.