How the Grinch Stole Chanukah

Author: kaufman

Date: December 15, 2005

by kaufman
12-15-05
The Grinch and his dog Max were back in their cave, Grumbling about how Christmas had been saved.
Though my not stealing Christmas makes me feel a bit sad, one holiday's existence drives me totally mad!
The Whos down in Whoville have a repulsive celebration, but the Joos down in Jooville have the worst in the nation!
I feel like Hillary must in re Bill and Monica, I must separate the Joos from their beloved Chanukah.