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He stole Bloomingdales purses, true felt fedoras, And was about to grab the Joos' best menorah. When Cindy Lou Joo, who was only but two, awoke and asked him,
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Well, the Grinch was so smooth, without batting an eye, he came up with a smooth, deceitful lie.
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| The third candle over, you can see it is broken. The wick is impure, the fire is smoking. | |
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| The menorah must go to my shop for repair, I can't do it here, I must take it there. | |
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| Oh, thank you, good rabbi, you are a life saver. But before you go, I must ask a favor. I know you won't mind, a man like you of course can, Help out and remove my new brother's foreskin. | |
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