A Modern Christmas Carol

Author: kaufman

Date: December 22, 2005

by kaufman
12-22-05
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Wake up, Ebenezer!
Huh? What? Who are you?
I am the ghost of Jacob Marley. I come to tell you that tonight you will be vis...
Marley? What the fuck are you talking about? Marley was a white guy, a foot shorter than you. He wasn't any Hindu.
I know, but his position was outsourced this summer. Now, as I was saying, you will be vistied by three ...