CC 308: Leet Trading

Author: kaufman

Date: December 26, 2005

by kaufman
12-26-05
And in business news, indicators for the first part of 2006 indicate a steady economy, save for a precipitous dropoff in the sales of zoos.
I'm telling you my portfolio's taking an awful beating, what with the disappearance of the zoo fad. How about you?
Oh, I'm doing great. I sold off all my shares in zoos at the end of '05?
How could you have anticipated that? Do you have inside information or something?
Not at all. I just understand the power of subliminal advertising. By the way, you might want to start investing in a company called Zoob...