All Things Must Pass

Author: kaufman

Date: January 18, 2006

by kaufman
1-18-06
At William Shatner's press conference
Mr. Shatner, you just sold your kidney stone to a casino for $25,000. Don't you think that's a little too much?
Not at all, considering it was in me for 40 years.
40 years? You're telling me you had that thing inside you for four decades?
Of course! Why do you think I sounded the way I did all the way back to Star Trek?
You think I was hamming it up or something? I was in pain! Excruciating pain!