Officer Roget on Patrol

Author: kaufman

Date: February 17, 2006

by kaufman
2-17-06
What's your name, ma'am?
Sally-Ann. Sally-Ann Alogy.
Well, Miss Alogy, do you know how fast you were going? You were swifter than Gulliver's Travels. Speedier than a thriving meth lab...
Faster than a convention of supermodels. More fleet than the Royal Navy. Rapider than asiangirl2...
Hastier than a giant statue of a castrated bull made out of dried grass. Quicker than ...
I think I get the idea.