Comic Cup IV: Lepal Weapon

Author: kaufman

Date: September 17, 2001

by kaufman
9-17-01
In his house in R'lyeh, dead Cthulhu lies dreaming ...
Time to wake up, spaghetti-face. You have to commit your quota of atrocities.
Mmmm, nice negligee, Shubbie.... Huh? Wha? ....Aw crap, it's possession day, isn't it. I have a headache. Let Death fill in for me.
Awww, what a cute bunny rabbit. Can I pet you?
YES, MORTAL. TOUCH ME AND MEET YOUR DOOM.
Hey, this Death stuff isn't half bad. Let's pull out that list of people who said I sucked dick: Arnold Aasbo, Anthony Abramowitz, Amy, Adderly, ....