Toast in the Machine

Author: kaufman

Date: September 20, 2001

by kaufman
9-20-01
Come on, Captain Lopez, say those words I want to hear.
10, 9, 8 ... Ready to launch!
10, 9, 8 ... Ready to launch! Read from the manual and tell me how to start this thing.
Here it is: Insert bread, turn knob to desired level of darkness, pull down handle. I tell you, anarchistcookbook.com has really gone downhill.