Google Motel

Author: kaufman

Date: September 24, 2001

by kaufman
9-24-01
You know, newcomers to the site can be a great source of revenue. We need to make sure Google keeps pointing them our way.
No problem, Brad. I'll just whip off a few comics so those popular keywords stay fresh in the search engine's memory.
HEY, DIDN'T I TELL YOU NO PANTIES? PREPARE TO BE CORNHOLED BY THE STATUE OF LIBERTY, MOTHERFUCKER.
Never mind that, take my headmaster rectal temperature instead. He needs anal stretching.
Please do not eat this crunchy fish. Squirrel testicles taste much better.
Relax. I am gandhi rabid dog. No whupass from me.