Party of One

Author: kaufman

Date: September 27, 2001

by kaufman
9-27-01
Yes?
Hello, I'm hoping you'll vote Repugnican in the upcoming election. Our motto is "A Cthulhu in Every Kitchen."
Hello, I'm canvassing for the Demoncratic Party. We promise a Cthulhu in every bedroom.
Oh no, I don't want to hear from you. All you political parties have become one and the same.
Au contraire. I represent the Lovecraftarian Party. We're quite different...