Look Before You Leap

Author: kaufman

Date: October 2, 2001

by kaufman
10-02-01
Here lies Edward Arthur McTeering, who warns, "Make sure your instructor ain't hard of hearing."
I always wonder about the stories behind some of these epitaphs ...
All right, here's your flashback:
Ready for your first jump?
I think so, but please give me the sturdiest parachute you've got.
I ... SAID ... PARACHUTE! ... NOT ... PAIR ... OF ... SHOES!!!!