Through the ages

Author: kaufman

Date: October 8, 2001

by kaufman
10-08-01
Baseball 2000: Weight-trained sluggers regularly clout the ball into the sea.
Paddle harder, son, there's Bonds' 85th!
Damn, fourth one today to splash me out of the water.
Baseball 1000: Armor-clad athletes take hours to reach the ball and/or circle the bases. The days-long games eventually evolve into cricket.
Huzzah! I crawlth into first baseth!
Throw me the ball already!
Which is still luxury compared to baseball two millennia ago!
That one's yours.
What do you mean "you get the ball"? I'm fuckin' nailed to this "glove".