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Baseball 2000: Weight-trained sluggers regularly clout the ball into the sea.
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| Paddle harder, son, there's Bonds' 85th! | |
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| Damn, fourth one today to splash me out of the water. | |
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Baseball 1000: Armor-clad athletes take hours to reach the ball and/or circle the bases. The days-long games eventually evolve into cricket.
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| Huzzah! I crawlth into first baseth! | |
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| Throw me the ball already! | |
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Which is still luxury compared to baseball two millennia ago!
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| What do you mean "you get the ball"? I'm fuckin' nailed to this "glove". | |
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