Fir Ghoot

Author: kaufman

Date: October 9, 2001

by kaufman
10-09-01
Good news, Suzy, I've found a Christmas tree. You know my buddy Will? His Marine unit has a yew they don't need, and they said we could have it.
Hold the thought, Art. I've got a lead on a fabulous fir that would be perfect for us. I'll just make a call and see if it'll come through.
So we can have that fir tree?
Absolutely.
ARRRT! ABORT WILL'S CORPS NOEL YEW!!!