A day in the life of grocery clerk Alan J. Qaeda

Author: kaufman

Date: October 10, 2001

by kaufman
10-10-01
2:54 AM
Hello?
FUCK YOU, ASSHOLE!
3:11 AM
Hello.
UP YOURS, BABY KILLER!
3:23 AM, etc.
Hello?
I HOPE YOUR DICK FALLS OFF, YOU SCUMSUCKING TERRORIST A-RAB!