CC 73: I'd Like to Teach the World to String

Author: kaufman

Date: October 17, 2001

by kaufman
10-17-01
At the Awards Dinner:
Gabe, now that you've been named Obsessive-Compulsive of the Year for your selfless assistance in the building of Megaball, what will your next project be?
I want to contribute some string I have to the Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota.
Gabe doesn't realize that that twine ball may no longer be America's largest, but it remains the largest built BY A SINGLE INDIVIDUAL.
Can I add some twine?
I'm afraid not.
Minnesota has armed law enforcement and National Guard personnel ready to preserve the sanctity of that achievement.
Wait a minute, Minnesota doesn't have armed kangaroos!
Look, if you want DexX to draw a psychotic polar bear, you tell him!