It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown

Author: kaufman

Date: November 16, 2001

by kaufman
11-16-01
I got a Hershey Bar, a bag of candy corn, a rototiller, two Buicks, and a player to be named later.
I got a rock.
You don't want to go trick-or treating. Hang out with me in a sincere pumpkin patch and we'll wait for the Great Pumpkin.
Is that what you kids call it nowadays?
Here's the WWI Flying Ace and ... oh shit, my two biggest enemies, The Red Baron and the Next-Door-Cat have gotten together.