On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me

Author: kaufman

Date: November 29, 2001

by kaufman
11-29-01
Nine nails a-rusting, eight eyes a-glowing, seven turbines generating, six pedants correcting,
five wirthling heads,
four mohing skulls, three pink donkeys, two Asian girls, and an orange and white kitty.
Frankly, guys, I think I have it better than you do.