On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me

Author: kaufman

Date: November 29, 2001

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me by kaufman 11-29-01
Twelve tentacles sucking, eleven painful cornholings, ten moms a-laying, nine nails a-rusting, eight eyes a-glowing, seven turbines generating, six pedants correcting,	five wirthling heads,	four mohing skulls, three pink donkeys, two Asian girls, and an orange and white kitty.