Rudolph: The Remake

Author: kaufman

Date: November 30, 2001

by kaufman
11-30-01
If put in water, I'll dissolve.
Pull my string and I talk physics, not cattle-roping.
I have no back half.
LUXURY! My makers obviously believed in quitting while you're a head.
Welcome to Windows 3.1
Hooray! I've made it to the Island of Misfit Toys!